Wednesday, October 7, 2009

The Worst Feelings Are Made here.


After taking one of your longest, meanest Dumps, you look to the left just to see that there's no toilet paper left.
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You wake up really tired in the morning, and start brushing your teeth. After like 1 minute of good brushing, you notice that the color of your toothbrush is the same as your sisters.
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A bestfriend tells you that you guys will not fade away from each other, and then you don't see their name in your inbox after only a few months.
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The big test is today, and you studied your little heart out last night, and then, you get an E on your interim.
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"I'm really disappointed in you."
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After contemplating for too long about a girl, and you have finally made a decision, she decides to leave you alone.
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In an even worst situation, the same happens, except she really isn't over you.
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Your washing machine is having difficulties, and you have one more pair of over-sized boxers left.
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You try vigorously to create conversation - you use every 'trick in the book'. And then you get your reply, "Oh."
[etc etc.]
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The one you call best friend, doesn't even tell you something important, and you find out from an aquaintence. Or Facebook.
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"I have a boyfriend."
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*I've only post things that have happened to me - there are a Plethora of things that could go on this list. These are just the first that came to mind; thank my need to use the bathroom for this blog. I would add to this, but who will really go back to see if I changed it? ... Lol - exactly.
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"Don't blink; you might not be happy when you open your eyes."
-em;

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

lol, LOVE how this opens.