
After taking one of your longest, meanest Dumps, you look to the left just to see that there's no toilet paper left.
--You wake up really tired in the morning, and start brushing your teeth. After like 1 minute of good brushing, you notice that the color of your toothbrush is the same as your sisters.
--A bestfriend tells you that you guys will not fade away from each other, and then you don't see their name in your inbox after only a few months.
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The big test is today, and you studied your little heart out last night, and then, you get an E on your interim.
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"I'm really disappointed in you."
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After contemplating for too long about a girl, and you have finally made a decision, she decides to leave you alone.
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In an even worst situation, the same happens, except she really isn't over you.
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Your washing machine is having difficulties, and you have one more pair of over-sized boxers left.
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You try vigorously to create conversation - you use every 'trick in the book'. And then you get your reply, "Oh."
[etc etc.]
--The one you call best friend, doesn't even tell you something important, and you find out from an aquaintence. Or Facebook.
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"I have a boyfriend."
"I have a boyfriend."
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*I've only post things that have happened to me - there are a Plethora of things that could go on this list. These are just the first that came to mind; thank my need to use the bathroom for this blog. I would add to this, but who will really go back to see if I changed it? ... Lol - exactly.
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"Don't blink; you might not be happy when you open your eyes."
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1 comments:
lol, LOVE how this opens.
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